Launch of Club Store
Posted by Jack Goodrich on February 07, 2011 (0 Comments)
Club owner King Oliver Francis Smallshorts is delighted to announce the launch of the first club store for the amateur side Kings of Smallshorts FC, currently languishing in lower mid-table during their inaugural season.
Upon the launch of the club store, King O.F Smallshorts declared
"We are naturally delighted to announce this store as it solidifies our position as a trendsetter amongst inta-mural teams, being the first team to ever do so. Hopefully we're paving the way for other less impressively named football teams to do the same."
This official club store comes shortly after the idea of a nude (for charity) calender that will probably never actually be done. KOSFC have been innovators and record setters throughout this season, with records such as best makeshift headband (M Arber, shoelace) and most eccentric goalkeeping without receiving a yellow card (L Minns, first game of the season).
Captain Jack Goodrich had this to say
"It's an honour to be able to open this official club store, though in fairness the only reason I was picked to do it was because Ambrose was at home for reading week and ill."
